Because
I am legally blind and not completely sightless, I get to see
things Chase does that entertain me, or at least engage my interest.
Number
1: Day before yesterday, we crossed the
street at the usual corner near our development. Suddenly, we stopped dead in our tracks for a
sunflower. Well, actually it was a
person dressed as a sunflower. She had
on a green onesie and a sunflower mask.
She was waving one of those big rectangular signs advertising a flower
shop. Chase was having none of that. (Truth be told, I myself am a little leery of people who dress as flowers in public.) He
stopped. He looked up at me. He backed up.
I gave him the “forward” command and he backed up some more. She spoke to us, but I think that just
confused him further. Finally, I dropped
the harness handle, took the leash and told him to heel. As we walked past her, Chase’s head was on a
swivel, making sure we weren’t going to get pistil whipped.
Number
2: Busy sidewalks seem to energize Chase.
He walks faster. He
tailgates. And lately, I’ve noticed he
seems to play chicken. We can see
someone coming toward us a half-block away.
Chase doesn’t veer off. He walks
right at them. Sometimes, if they don’t
adjust, they have to squeeze by us. I
just pretend I’m a jolly, sightless guy, completely unaware of what he’s doing.
Number
3: Sometimes Chase does strange dog
stuff. We changed BART trains yesterday
at 19th Street station in Oakland.
The Pittsburg-Bay Point train was crowded. I asked if there might be a seat for me and
my guide dog. While people were looking
at each other and deciding if they would be the one to give up a seat (more
precious than gold on a crowded BART train), Chase leaned over and licked the
knee of the old (my age) guy sitting in the seat closest to us. Interpret that as you will. We got a seat,
but not from that guy.
JD and I don't really laugh at each other's jokes anymore. We just point out the cleverest phrase and say, "'(blank)' is funny." In that spirit: 'Pistil whipped' is funny.
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